ricer

ricer
1. (ricer) (6692↑, 683↓)
(Ricer: from the latin word Ricarius meaning to suck at everything you attempt) A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to): - Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder - Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747 - Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool - Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself - Bodykit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chicken wire - Clear tail lights and corner signals - A "performace intake"- a tube that feeds cold air to their engine usually located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine) - Most of these riced cars (a.k.a. rice rockets or rice burners) are imports; Honda Civics, Accords, Integras, CRXs, RSXs, Del Sols Mitsubishi Eclipses, Lancers, Subaru Imprezas, however there are some domestics such as Chevrolet Caviliers, Dodge Neons, Ford Focus; small, slow, economy cars designed specifically to go slow. Please note that some Supras, Skylines, WRX's and other higher performance imports are designed to go fast, and are therfore not always considered rice. It really depends on the severity of the case. The "ricer" attempts to make their car "performance" by adding the modifications listed above. These ricers are not confined to any one ethnic group or color, however different ethnic groups are known for certain styles.

Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers.

2. (Ricer) (2168↑, 619↓)
Any oriental import car that has been modified for no real performance gain.

Ricer: An oriental car with no engine mods, a body kit, and possibly stickers. Made to look fast. Not a ricer: An oriental car with a fully built engine, drive train, and suspension reguardless of appearance

Author: Cover Yellow http://ricer.urbanup.com/82759
3. (ricer) (1774↑, 383↓)
Ricer - Any person who adds tasteless modifications to a perfectly normal automobile.

We're not anti-import... We're anti-idiot...... www.anti-rice.com

4. (ricer) (1609↑, 310↓)
When a moron (see: retard, dumbass) decides to take a car (foreign or domestic) and tries to make it look fast. The car will not really gain any hp or performance, but it will gain numerous stickers and yellow paint. It can be identified by one of the following: 1. The sound of a loud fart in a coffee can. 2. The yellow blob with a bookshelf on the trunk that is 1/4 mile behind real cars. 3. A Honda that has "performance mods" such as stickers, seat harnesses, and a fire extinguisher in full view (just in case the things catches on fire when it hits 40 mph). 4. A driver who claims his car has 100hp per liter but will not fess up to the fact that his car has a total of 43 ft/lbs of torque.

Ricers are fags.

5. (ricer) (1246↑, 217↓)
any person who spends more money to make their car look like it goes fast than they spend on actually making it go fast. Usually people who try to get into the import tuning scene after watching the fast and the furious a few too many times. Not necessarily anyone who goes and buys a bodykit, because a few of those actually do decrease drag, increase cooling, etc., like veilside and stuff, just crappy ripoffs that dont do a damn thing except maybe increase downforce, but if you have a FWD car, a spoiler is just gonna make you go slower. Also, if you have any idea how cars work, you'd realize that there really is no point in making a car look fast if it cant go fast, and if you dont understand how cars work, or dont care, you have no business even pretending to be a part of the tuner scene.

Billy and Bobby both have 6000 to spend on their car. Billy invests it in suspension and engine work, and Bobby buys a "sick" body kit, and some "tight" rims. So, Billy has a fast car that will surprise anyone wanting to race it, and bobby is hitching a ride back home, because his "sick" body kit blocked all air to the engine. Can you spot the ricer?

6. (Ricer) (760↑, 120↓)
Someone regardless of ethnicity with any vehicle regardless of type that put money into the cosmetics of their vehicle instead of performance and treats it as though it will beat anything it up against.
Author: maximalove1996 http://ricer.urbanup.com/166652
7. (Ricer) (666↑, 95↓)
Any of a number of persons, usually young males, who place numerous cosmetic enhancements to a vehicle in the belief that such enhancements will add performance to their vehicles. These "enhancements" include but are not limited to: 1. Incorrect badging 2. Insanely large exhaust tips (5" in diameter or greater) 3. Spoilers & bodykits; especially those made of cardboard or plastic 4. Offset tape stripes 5. Single wiper conversion 6. Oriental symbols; esp. on American cars Cars do not neccesarily need to be imports to be considered "rice"- ex. "Cobra" badging and/or body kit on a V6 Mustang.

I've seen myself the following examples: "RalliArt" badging on a Honda "Evolution" badging and bodykit attempt on 1989 Mirage "Neuspeed" badging on 1997 Lumina "Type-R" badge and 5" exhaust tip on 1980s Civic Wagovan Double spoiler, 18" rims and Type-R badge on Geo Metro Type-R badge on Ford Probe

8. (Ricer) (449↑, 25↓)
Ricer = usually 16-24 years old, that spend more money untastefully modding a car, than its even worth. e.g humongous aluminum/fiberglass spoiler, cheap, oversized fiberglass bodykit, "clear" rear lights, obnoxious exhaust and oversized exhaust tip, 500 sponsor decals/stickers of performance parts they dont even own, flame vinyls/paint, etc etc not a ricer: tasteful/light body modifications which maintain the car's "sleeper" look, more money invested into the engine rather than aesthetics

1. i put a coffee can exhaust, alteeza lights, and an aluminum spoiler on my moms ' 98 civic ( with automatic transmission), i shift into neutral at red lights and rev it up so people will thing i have a manual, i peel out so much im replacing my tires every 6 months, i was too cheap to buy real rims, but my shiny hubcaps are so cool, my oversized body kit is so big, i need 2 lanes to myself, i drive by highschools reving and burning rubber so the girls will think im cool, my car is lowered so much, i cant make it over a speedbump, i rev at every car at a redline, accelerate as fast as i can to the next light thinking im racing, when the other guy wasnt even paying attention, i put the "vtec" badge on so everyone will think my civic is "high performance" , my cold air intake triples my horsepower, horsepower is better than torque, i drive up to the local hangouts with my rap music bumpin', my bass is set so high, it gives my whole body a massage, i think everyone is checking out my ride, but theyre just thinking how retarded i look, i have a low self image, so i use my car to get attention, i put NOS and Spacrco decals on my ride, so i can be like the fast and furious guys/gurls, even though i dont even use NOS, and my my seats are stock, i say my ride is turbocharged and makes 200HP so i can sound like i know alot about car mechanics, but i wont take it to the track becuase i know it will take me 9 1/2 seconds to reach 60mph, my spoiler is so heavy, it lowers the back of my car another inch, but i think it makes me go faster yeah thats me, im a ricer\!

Author: silencewillnotsaveyou http://ricer.urbanup.com/821618
9. (ricer) (397↑, 87↓)
The process of taking an import car such as a Honda Civic, putting a fart pipe on it, spoilers and some stickers. Then you drive it around town flooring it out the corners, vainly beleiving people think you're cool and have driving skills.

Ricers have tiny dicks.

10. (Ricer) (224↑, 35↓)
honda civic with no payments left on it bought by second owner who then tints the windows and puts a spoiler and fart cans. Generally speaking, the owner 1.places decals on every visible surface. 2.Puts on clear altezza tail lamps just in case people didn't realize they are a ricer, not a nizzle\! 3.Installs tailpipes aka fart pipes mimicking the sound of a geriatric patient with rectal prolapse. 4.may put neon lights on or under car 5.puts a stereo in which makes the cheap plastic add-on components rattle like a can being kicked down the street. 6.the owner may put a spoiler on the Civic so as to have more surface area upon which to place stickers, and to make sure the cops know there's weed in the car. 7.Ricers show their spirit by neutral -dropping their 150,000 plus mileage vehicles at the stoplight only to be subjected to total ownage by SUV's pulling large boats. *Ricers are common in New Jersey now due to the fact that they stopped making Camaros *Ricers are the more annoying of supspecies of neanderthal that put aftermarket rims and ghetto fabulous shizzle on their transportizzle.

The Queer Eye guys came today and trashed Joey's Furniture, Clothes, and his ricer. Maybe now he'll get a job and possibly even get laid\!

Author: Nizzle with a Mustizzle (no dum rims) http://ricer.urbanup.com/281305
11. (Ricer) (291↑, 148↓)
A small vehicle that's big on ignorance. Usually laden with asinine "mods", like garish plastic ground effects that were never painted to match the rest of the car, a giant whale-tail even though it's front-wheel-drive, and a fart-can whose sound encourages everyone to turn and laugh at the driver. This phenomenon is sad, really. It may have resulted from the fact that stupid consumers flocked to front-wheel drive, despite the fact that these cars handle like a sled on concrete and AREN'T WORTH MODIFYING.

Back in our parents' day, kids would save up to buy an old Chevelle and work on it until it was a V-8 powerhouse. Today, most of that demographic has been replaced with spoiled brats who think they can buy performance in the form of stickers and a subwoofer. Instead of wasting their money on these laughable ricers, they could have scoped out Auto Trader for a great muscle car and owned a classic.

Author: Information Central http://ricer.urbanup.com/548049
12. (Ricer) (221↑, 104↓)
Either a Japnease car tuned to sound like a crying baby, or the term used to describe a helpless teen that thinks his or her lawnmower-powered civic or eclipse could [own] a Vette or Ferrari.

That cool [civic] you see haulin' down the freeway with an airplane wing for a spoiler.

Author: A.R.S. (Anti-Rice-Society) http://ricer.urbanup.com/731176
13. (ricer) (131↑, 15↓)
A Honda Civic.

No one likes ricers, either. For more details, see [drifting sack of shit].

14. (Ricer) (152↑, 42↓)
a person who modifies his/her car for looks with bad taste, and no performance.

that ricer races anyone, and hasn't won a single race.

15. (Ricer) (118↑, 27↓)
Read: Superfluous plastic accoutrements, including, but not limited to Alteeza lights, wings, bodykits, misc. other body parts (wheel flares, BMW gills, false air intakes, grills), contraband badges, parts taken off other cars and used for aesthetic purposes, and stickers particularly those of the Type R variety. Also includes pointless modifications such as functional/nonfunctional exhaust tips, exhaust resonators that produce the sound of a performance exhaust system, "cold air intakes" located in areas of excessive heat (behind or on top of the engine), excessive use of chrome, neon and strobe lighting (in any location), excessively large wheels and tires, gaudy wheels(color matched to the car or containing spinning parts), brake rotors painted in a way that emulates performance brakes, and fake blow off valves that emulate the sounds made by a real turbo(s). In addition these types of vehicles are excessively lowered to the point of immobility. Although a common blight in imported automobiles coming from the Asian continent, the disease has spread to European and American vehicles as well. Both cars and trucks are effected. Male owners under the age of 25 who suffer from an inflated sense of self and a small penis most frequently fall victim to this disease.

I can't believe that "Type R" Honda thinks he can really take on my stage 6 Audi S4. That poor little Volkswagen GTI has been ruined by a ricer. We should gather funds for a rehabilitation project.

Author: Queen of Ingolstadt http://ricer.urbanup.com/365182
16. (Ricer) (101↑, 25↓)
A car driven by a person who has modified every aspect of the car except the engine. A ricer might have more exhaust decibels than horsepower. A ricer might have a car that
Author: M. Hizzle for shizzle dizzle repin the The BLiNG B http://ricer.urbanup.com/226945
17. (Ricer) (89↑, 19↓)
A person who takes a perfectly good car, and turns it into a ugly peice of shit on wheel by adding, uneccesary aftermarket parts ie huge spoilers, stupid body kits, NOS sticker more associated with import owners

The fuckin civic is rice. What a ricer

18. (Ricer) (80↑, 12↓)
A person, usually a male under the age of 25, who buys an economy car(or is given one by their parents in the hopes that they will be reasonable) and attempts to hide the fact that its an economy car with body kits and spoilers that creat more drag than downforce, yet somehow (supposedly) help with acceleration and handling in a Front wheel drive car. Easily identified by the distinct sound of an extremely pissed off bumble bee, and a familiar, yet hard to describe smell coming from the exhaust, easliy smelled 10 car lengths back.

I smell......Rice.....

19. (Ricer) (76↑, 10↓)
a person who modifies a vehicle for looks with really bad taste, and no performance.

example of a ricer would be anyone who modifies a vehicle with really bad paint job, mismatched colored interior, and exterior. for performance, the cat is taken out, or just has an exhuast tip instead of an actual full exhaust, the springs are clipped to lower it, and has really bad camber. sentence1: that ricer thinks his car looks good, but no one seems to like it. sentence2: that ricer has no knowledge on cars.

20. (ricer) (74↑, 10↓)
A slow car with excessive cosmetic upgrades.

Rob Torre and Keith Bruni drive ricers.

21. (Ricer) (84↑, 20↓)
the addition of a park bench on the deck lid, a fart pipe just below the bumper, and a snow plow on the front end.

There are racers and there are ricers.. it's up to you to make the distiction\! Knowledge is power.. Honda is not\!

22. (ricer) (74↑, 16↓)
A person who has a Japanese car that was made to go fast and handle well (Skyline, S2000, Impreza, RX7, even the Miata), and makes it go faster and handle better without making it look ugly is not a ricer. A person who has a Japanese(typically, though ricers have been known to rice-out American and European cars) car (like the Civic) that was made to go slow, and makes the car look incredibly ugly by way of "aero kits" that are ineffective/detrimental to the car's aerodynamics is a ricer. This person could also have installed an "exhaust system" which eliminates all backpressure, including the backpressure the engine needs, which causes backfiring, loss of torque, and the infamous "farting in a coffee can" exhaust note. Furthermore, this person could have installed a set of comically large rims wrapped with almost non-existent tires, eliminating all sidewall and imparting to the car the ride qualities of a broken suspension. Lowering could have been performed by cutting the springs, which reduces ride height by softening the springs, which in turn renders the springs less useless. This is why ricers must slow to 2 miles per hour for speedbumps to avoid bottoming out. The true hallmark of a ricer is that little to no useful engine modifications have been performed.

A non-ricer may have a small spoiler for rear downforce to even out weight distribution and increase stability at speed. A ricer has so much "aero kits" that there is drag slowing the car, or the downforce that kicks in at speed will not let the car accelerate.

Author: ricer=stupid http://ricer.urbanup.com/926767
23. (Ricer) (109↑, 51↓)
A term that every person has a different view on and that nobody can agree on. The basics of the term stay the same, a vehicle that is all show and no go. Body kits, stickers, neon, spoilers, etc. People often wrongfully use the term when someone does have a body kit and exterior mods but does also have the power to back it up. You need to look under the hood to acurately call someone a ricer. Some say that any car with an excessive wing would be a ricer. Well then what about a 1970 Plymouth Superbird from the factory, the wing on that was about 3 feet tall, is the owner of that muscle car a "ricer" because of the wing? The answer is no. It is possible to have a body kit, wheels and have a non-ricer car, it must be done with good taste and not overdone with useless stickers.

You are still a ricer with only an air intake and exhaust on your ride,

24. (ricer) (75↑, 22↓)
A doofus who can't even drive a stick shift, but who goes to great expense trying to make his car LOOK fast without increasing it's performance. All show and no blow\!

Look at that silly Honda with the big exhaust pipe and the wing\! The jackass ricer thinks it's cool, but it has an [automatic] transmission\! What a [pantywaist]\!

25. (Ricer) (74↑, 24↓)
Any vehicle whether its import, domestic, 4 cylinder, 6 cylinder, or even 8 cylinder that has been raped by excessive use of stickers, "shopping cart" rear spoilers, fart cannons, bmw "fish gills", useless hood scoops, and/or clear/Altezza tailights. The term has nothing to do with the amount of horsepower the vehicle has, but the amount of garbage the person puts on the exterior of the car.

One time I saw this Mustang GT ricer that had a fish gills and a "Powered by Mustang" sticker on the back window, even though it should have read "Powered by Ford"

26. (ricer) (69↑, 21↓)
A person with a car(usually a Honda)who has spent more on visual modifications than they pay in apartment rent each year. They are usually aged between 18-30. They belive they are hot shit untill ask to race them, then they chicken out because they only have a stock 1.6L inline four engine.

See that ricer over there with the Civic? I'll bet he has a small penis.

27. (Ricer) (55↑, 11↓)
retards who fuck up imports after watching fast and furious.

look at that ricers civic it looks like my grandmas shit after a trip to taco bell\!

28. (Ricer) (51↑, 11↓)
Anyone who installs parts on their car that is not performance orriented and thinks their car is nicer than it is.

1. unreasonably large spoiler on a front-wheel drive car 2. bodykits 3. Rims that are heavier than ones originally on the car 4. stickers or graphics done to the car when either the parts are not installed or cannot have them to begin with ex: Mugen sticker on a Dodge Neon 5. exhaust that is louder than the engine itself. 6. No engine work done to the car

29. (Ricer) (51↑, 12↓)
Modifying a car that is not normally considered a sports car. Civic, sable, focus....etc. Quickly identified by multiple stickers (Looks like a NOPI catalog), wings that are at risk of catching power lines, Monstor tach for a stock vehicle, loud exhaust installed on automatic. Also see - Ricer fly by

That is not a sports car, damn ricers\!

30. (Ricer) (50↑, 12↓)
1: N A poorly upgraded car with a tacky exterior (fart cannon[s]), 2' wing, unpainted/poorly designed groud effects, seizure-inducing strobe lights and LEDs). 2. N: Any person who talks up their car without having anything to back it up. Although there are a FEW domstic-driving ricers, the term usually implies a person (of any race) who drives a 4 or 6 cylinder car and tries to make everyone think it is fast. 3. See also MORON

I was f*cking with that ricer sitting at the halfway point on my gas-pedal and staying by him, and when I actually stepped on it he called me a cheater and said I juiced him. LOL what a fucktard\!

31. (ricer) (53↑, 17↓)
1) A ricer is ANY car that looks like it can fly because of its ridiculously huge, 6 foot long spoiler. A ricer is also ANY car that is modded out very excessively, which almost always results in, making the car look like a piece of crap. A ricer may look "cool" or "fast" but in reality, a ricer will go from 0 to 60 in 12 seconds, emphasizing the driver's ego, which also is equal to his car's spoiler in size, of thinking that his car is "fast". A ricer occasionally may have air intakes in order to cool the engine down, just in case the car reaches the speed of 35 mph.

A honda civic with a huge spoiler that causes the back of the car to sink about 3 inches, and a muffler tip that is so huge that you can fist fuck it if you wanted to. Also it may have many stickers of famous car modification companies, such as BBS or Sparco, which in reality the car itself has no products that were produced by these companies, and in fact has some bootleg cheap plastic parts from chinatown that cost $34.50 in total. These cars can be considered to be ricers, and any person that sees these ricers should scream "RICER\!" as they drive by. NOTE: Ricers cannot be determined by looks, for some cars that look like ricers actually have the performance to back up its physical appearance. And these cars are not considered to be ricers.

32. (ricer) (35↑, 4↓)
form 1. noun - a person who takes a car (regardless of make) puts more money in rims/body kit/tint/ etc. than he does on performance parts. usually attempts to avoid the tag "ricer" by adding a cold air intake, and hood scoop. will idiotically challenge any car(including police cars) to drag race because they think their "ride" is fast. form 2. noun - a car that barely manages to do the quarter mile in under 20 seconds, hits 0-60 in 9 seconds because it weights 1000 pounds, yet looks like an f16. DO NOT mistake this car for an f16...because f16s can go over 90 mph without breaking down on the highway

"all the little boys and girls looked in amazement as bobby's "tricked out" 1992 honda civic pulled up next to a stock 2006 honda civic. Bobby challenged the old lady behind the wheel to a drag race by revving his engine twice. she quickly accepted, and as the green light came on, they were off. With a loud "boom" bobby's ricerocket backfired blew a cloud of blue and lost him the drag race, and more importantly earned him the tag 'ricer' "

33. (ricer) (28↑, 1↓)
An economy car that has been "pimped out". These cars are usually Japanese like Honda. However, some can be from other countries (Ford Focus, Pugeot, Volkswagens). Some of these cars are not tottally lame, those earn the distinction of being import tuners. Unlike tuners, ricers focus on looks oposed to prefromance. Many of them have oversized, useless spoilers and muffler tips. Garish color schemes and decals often adorn these cars. Many times, ricers will have manufacturer decals and badges that son't represent the real eqquiptment.

Dude, that lame ass Honda ricer sucks. He's got a NOS badge on it, but I bet the second he uses NOS, if he even has it, that wimpy little 4 cylinder will melt.

Author: northendwhitetrash http://ricer.urbanup.com/2426817
34. (Ricer) (31↑, 6↓)
Car which has exhaust modifications to make it sound like a fart-fog horn but still has 115 HP and goes 0-60 in 13.2 seconds.

Breeeeeeee. There goes that Integra ricer.

Author: pony trekker http://ricer.urbanup.com/399633
35. (ricer) (38↑, 16↓)
a car that 1) has a park bench mounted on their trunk 2) has a whale tail mounted on the trunk 3) has less torque than my 1-10 scale electric powered RC car 4) cuts people off on the highway

hey rice boy, why did you buy that park bench, u could just go steal one at night - punks

36. (Ricer) (23↑, 2↓)
Someone who buys for looks for their car rather than for performance.

Person 1: Hey look at that pimped out car\! Person 2: It's a ricer. Theres nothing under the hood. Person 1: But look at the paint job, body kit, and spoiler\! Person 2: Exactly.

37. (Ricer) (23↑, 2↓)
Someone who owns a 90HP import with stickers for parts that arent installed and have lame body kits with StreetGlow and Muffler Whistles to make up for not having a turbo. Most own both copies of NFS:Underground, and love watching Fast and the Furious movies.

John: You hear that Jim? Jim: Yea whats that annoying sound? John: Thats Ricky Ricer in his '88 Honda Accord Ricky: You hommies wanna watch Fast and the Furious on my used 7" TFT Head Unit?

38. (ricer) (28↑, 7↓)
A Ricer: A ricer is the person who drives a stock car, with extras that if anything slow the car down and make it less aerodynamic. (body kit, spoilers you name it) Yet it looks 'Sick/phat' - So its cool\!\!\! - buts its slow.

How to identify a ricer driver: The typical driver of a riced up car, can be identified by the secondary monster tacho mounted where everyone can see it. This is because the dick hanging from their forehead interferes with the perfectly good, stock tacho mounted conveiently in the dash cluter. And for those who dont know; the shift light is because they cant use their periferal vision. They are incapable of reading the tacho and looking where they are going at once. They need a warning light (shift light) to tell them, their stock lancer engine, is about to explode and its time to change gears. Thank god for the monster tacho\! I think that sums it up...

39. (ricer) (61↑, 40↓)
Aiight most of you retards on here got it wrong. The term "Ricer" was originally used as a derogitory remark towards Asians. Then the term was used to describe Japanese motorcycles. From there it carried over to Japanese compact cars. Now it's used to describe ANYONE with ANY CAR that puts insanely gaudy shit on their cars that serves no real purpose other than to attempt to make it look good. It doesn't apply to people who are "all show and no go" unless that person truly believes that their all-show $2G body-kitted, $6G paint job, $3G wheels havin'... let's say '99 Civic Si (because the poor car seems to get riced the most) can beat my 432 HP 398 TQ Eclipse GSX. There's nothing wrong with a Civic, Integra or other cars that seem to get the worst rep because they've been riced so bad. I mean shit, I've seen a built B18C powered '92 Civic hatch SMOKE a Viper. SMOKE. BAD. But now if it was, say a Ford Probe with a GT-R badge and a crappy weld-on muffler trying to race a EVO 8 because he thinks that muffler added 50 HP and is louder than the EVO's exhaust, well, he's then a ricer.

V6 Mustang with Saleen body kit and Cobra-R wing ANY CAR with spinning hubcaps ANY CAR other than a Nissan Skyline GT-R with a GT-R badge ANY CAR that has a body kit before having put on wheels AND an exhaust AT LEAST ANY CAR that has an after market wing/spoiler without body kit/wheels/exhaust Anyone who drives a Civic Si and doesn't know what Si and VTEC stand for Unpainted body kits ANYONE who thinks their car is faster than any I4 just because their car is a V8 (go learn how bad an EVO and WRX STi can smoke you... stock) anyone who pisses on imports just because they're cheap to buy and cheap to modify (no wait I'm sorry you are just fucking stupid and ignorant wastes of skin) anyone who thinks that by adding an intake and exhaust to your Civic/Integra/RSX blah blah blah will make it blazingly fast ANYONE WHO ADDS PARTS AND DOESN'T SOMEHOW TUNE THE CAR TO GET THE MAX BENIFITS FROM THOSE PARTS ANYONE with a weld on muffler on stock piping I can go on forever... I'ma stop now

Author: bboypuertoroc http://ricer.urbanup.com/1040686
40. (ricer) (41↑, 20↓)
One who puts a TYPE R sticker and/or an upside down Acura badge oh his/her honda civic. One who can fistfuck his/her exhaust pipe. One with a double decker spoiler on a front wheel drive, automatic, 120HP asian family vehicle.

usually those who wear abercrombie or something like Ecko or people with condoms on their heads (some call them "dough-rags")

41. (ricer) (22↑, 2↓)
1. An immature driver (who usually drives import cars, but have been known to drive dodge neons and ford contours as well), who "tricks out" their car with mostly useless modifications like a 6 inch exhaust, and an unreasonably large spoiler. 2. Any car with any combination of these mods. an unnecessarily large exhaust, unreasonable large spoiler, lambo doors, stickers to products they didn't actually purchase, big rims, body kits to make the car appear lower. 3. Spmeone who always drives around like their car's the "best mothafuckin car on da planet," and talk like they'll race and beat anybody, but when actually challenged to a race, back down and make excuses. Sometimes they will actually race, and almost always get their ass kicked. Then after the race, they will either drive off upset and act like there was some great injustice delt to him, or just make lame excuses like "i would have won if my VTEC was working" 4. Stupid kid who's seen "the fast and the furious" way too many times

I beat this ricer badly, and then he told me that his headers weren't heading right, and his engine computer has a virus. What a tool. I saw a badly riced out honda the other day with a spoiler the size of my kitchen table.

42. (ricer) (23↑, 3↓)
1. Anyone who thinks they know shit about cars but are usually wrong and make an ass out of themselves. 2. People who exagerate what their car is capeable of or claim it has beaten cars that it has no way in hell of beating. 3. Someone who thinks 39.99 Candian Tire add-on parts are "cool".

1a. Yeah, my golf redlines at 8700rmp\! 1b. Honda's don't need their brakes bled\! They have special system\! - ricer Get the fuck outta my garage\! - me 2. Yeah so I beat a G35 off the line then I killed a RX8\! - this guy owned a 1.5 Civic. BONE STOCK 1.5 Civic\! 3. Dude check out that $40 neon light bar they got at Canadian Tire\! I need that\!

43. (Ricer) (23↑, 4↓)
Rice stands for "Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements". A ricer is someone who owns a car, usually with about 120hp, but thinks a body kit, rims, airplane wing, fart can, stickers, decals, ect will make the car fast because it will look fast. Ricers believe that adding tacky body mods will somehow get them pussy and give them 400hp to the wheels. Ricers are usually stuck-up white kids who fall for marketing schemes from magazines and "import performance" websites, mezmorized by the pictures of bodykits and big fart cans, and believing the "dyno proven 100hp gains" written in the product descriptions.

Ricer buys 120hp Civic because hes broke. Ricer watches Fast and the Furious and wants 500hp to the wheels and some pussy. Ricer buys an import magazine and sees a body kit that gains him 200hp "dyno proven". Ricer buys the body kit but hes too lazy to paint it the color of his Civic, but he puts it on anyway. Ricer revs his fart can at girls and they laugh. Ricer trys to race a 350Z and loses the $500 bet because he did the "math" and thought he had 537hp and would win, i guess not. Ricer hangs himself because he fails at life.

44. (Ricer) (23↑, 4↓)
RICER, N; Any import car with any of the following items: large exhaust pipe (known as a fart tube), large fiberglass rear wing (known as a park bench), aftermarket tail-lights, fiberglass body kit that is a different color from the rest of the car, plastic spinner rims, many racing decals and or stickers, and neon lights. Ricers tend to rev up their engines so that they sound cool when passing crowds of people. They use terms such as "VTEC" and "NOS." They also exaggerate their cars horsepower.

1. "Yo man, I'm running 2000 lbs of boost. You can't touch my ricer honda dawg." 2. "Dude, once the VTEC kicks in, its all over." -ricer 3. "When we raced you called me a cheater, couldn't hang with the 1.6L" -ricer

Author: American Power http://ricer.urbanup.com/1956502
45. (ricer) (22↑, 4↓)
A person who owns a car and claims their car (usually imported) a 1987 Honda CRX with a body kit, has 30k worth of work done, and then proceeds to get laid out by a 1998 Pontiac Grand AM GT with flowmaster mufflers and a cold air intake.

Deluded Individual: "Rickys 1987 CRX is awesome, I heard he has over 30 thousand in the car." Person two: His body kit snapped when he drove over a 2 inch speed bump. I was riding with him that day. He tried to race this Grand AM with no body kit, so he just knew we would win. Unfortunately within 2 seconds we were 10 car lengths behind\! Ricky is a ricer\!"

Author: GrandAMPower98 http://ricer.urbanup.com/3001655
46. (ricer) (36↑, 20↓)
A white boy from the suburbs who buys a slow econobox such as a Vauxhall Nova and buys a "phat" body kit, "sick" rims, loud exhaust pipe with an otherwise stock exhuast system, "tight" Altezza tailights, "innit" spoiler that is 50 feet high, a "performance" intake, a huge ass surround sound system in the trunk that plays "PHAT BEATS YO" such as Backstreet Boys and Justin Timberlake. Most ricers are high school jocks who think they are "gangsta" and are popular because they are "da best yo" at football, and are also popular because the school that is fool of coporate tools/preps that think the "whip" has performance.

Ricers have 3 inch dicks.

47. (Ricer) (26↑, 10↓)
A person with a horrendously funny confusion between style and substance. Not all ricers are fuckwits, the ones who get their Civic DX and put 20"s and lawnmower exhausts on them are.

Ricer: Civic DX, complete with fart pipes, neon lighting, completely stock engine, and 8000 decals including a Ralliart one and a Mugen one next to each other. Non-painted aero kit. Not a ricer: twin-turbo RX-7, with modest rear wing, 16" alloys and good tires. No aero kit. Maybe a limited-slip. Non-audible blow-off valves on turbo. No carbon-fiber to be seen. Good-sounding exhaust REALLY not a ricer: 1955 Willys-Overland Pickup, 35" BFG M-T'S, Mercruiser 350, NV4500 5-speed, true 4WD, Detroit lockers.

48. (ricer) (33↑, 18↓)
1.Any FWD foreign or domestic vehicle that is made to look fast by installing accesories such as but not limited to: *aftermarket body kits *aftermarket spoilers (which do NOTHING for traction on a FWD vehicle) *oversized chrome exaust tips (a.k.a "fart cans/fart pipes/coffee cans") on an otherwise stock exaust pipe *neons or other aftermarket lighting *altezzas, or "clear tail lamp" lenses *grille replacements made up of chicken wire type mesh *painted calipers *multiple TV monitors *20 inch rims with very low profile "rubber band" tires *cut coils for a lowered look *stereo systems that have more power than the engine itself *fake nitrous bottles (or to the ricer crowd..."NAAAAWWWSSS") *and of course.....stickers of performance parts NOT ON THE CAR. (can you say "poser"?) 2. The truth is none of the above mods do ANYTHING to enhance the performance. As a matter of fact those who perform these so called "mods" have watched "The Fast And The Furious" too many times to be able to distinguish the difference between reality and a movie, thus they think if they make their cars look like the prop cars used in the movies they will be faster and look cooler. Out of interest, these idiots refer to themselves as "tuners" and not ricers. 3. The average person who owns or drives one of these vehicles is white, under 25, suffers from penis envy, wears his pants half hanging off his ass, walks with a fake limp and talks with ebonic slang. He probably works at Mc Donalds and races everything he sees but gets his ass handed to him 99% of the time. (Kias and Hyundais are exceptions) 4. Ricing your FWD car will not make it fast or cool, and is not a valid excuse for "I can't afford a real car"....V8 Camaros and Mustangs are still readily avaliable at a decent price. If not it's not a daunting task to do your own. If you want to be different you can always drop any 283-400 cubic inch small block Chevy V8 into an S-10 for one hell of a fast ride on the cheap. 5. The only real FWD cars that actually considered fast are the turbocharged cars like the SRT-4 or the WRX. Turbos are true power adders unlike all the fake gaudy crap mentioned above.

If you've ever claimed to have "raced a 'Vette with a Honda Civic and won", but for fear of embarassment failed to mention it was a CHEvette....you might be a ricer. If your Civic has more neons that all of the Las Vegas strip clubs....you might be a ricer. If your Accord has more TV screens than the local TV news room....you might be a ricer.

49. (ricer) (31↑, 15↓)
The owner of a weedeater that has a car body on it...

I hate rice... Buy real power

50. (ricer) (20↑, 6↓)
UK Definition: A teenage boy who just passed his driving test. Now drives a Fiat Punto, Peugeuot 106 or Vauxhall Astra and shouts 'Ere bei's, look at my backbox\!' that has more plastic on it than the contents of a "Toys 'R' us" and more lighting than wembley stadium. Can generally be seen late at night in your local high street or multi-storey car park revving engines, making noises like an old person snoring through a megaphone, with girls sitting in the passenger seat who have applied their make-up with a brick-layers trowel or sneezed in their make-up box.

"Look at this ricer in a 1.2 Nova. Looks like he's just crashed into a halfords"

51. (ricer) (16↑, 3↓)
someone who slaps a whole shitload of vinyl stickers on their car thinking it is fast and nice looking when in reality, its just a heap of shit.

that guy sunil's car looks nice with his new rims but with all those vinyl stickers, he is still a ricer.

52. (Ricer) (15↑, 2↓)
An individual that takes an OK car (not limited to imports) and turns it into complete [crap]. Usually adding on things such as huge, loud ass mufflers, NASA type spoilers and a collage of stickers that don’t really mean shit. Also, there have been sightings of FALSE front mount intercoolers. Upon first site of one of these [rice rockets], the onlooker (if not a ricer) usually gets a disgusted look on their face. (Like when watching parts of FEAR FACTOR) And many cuss words also come to mind.

If you ever see a car with a muffler that has a larger diameter than its rims, it definitely is a ricer

53. (ricer) (11↑, 0↓)
A dumbass who buys an import economy car like a Honda Civic, puts useless, garbage looking things on the body (stickers, bright, ugly green paint, neon lights, a 747 wing, etc) as well as the infamous (and extremely gay as fuck) fart can exhaust. All this is to make the car appear faster, when in reality the owner probably hasn't even touched the engine, or if they have, the performance of the car has only increased slightly, despite what the dumbass ricer usually says. Ricers typically like to go around, revving their fart cans and trying to race Mustangs (who usually don't give them the time of day). If you're a real man and are driving muscle, do the world proud and embarrass these ricer morons at the drags.

Ricer: Dude I put a 747 wing on the back of my car and a coffee can on the muffler, it's way faster than your gay mousestang Mustang Driver: My car has 300 horsepower and enough torque to rip your car in half, stock, not to mention it doesn't sound like a dying animal.

54. (Ricer) (16↑, 5↓)
One of no comon sense in the performance of automobiles. Thriving on mere stupidity, these comon motorists think by simply slapping on a huge annoying muffler, a misplaced cold air intake, adds in a few computer chips and slaps on an unpainted body kit, that thier once upon a time 'daily driver' has gone from a driver to a racer. In their subconcious mind the individual knows the actual limitations of their vehical, but due to the overwhelming cockiness that seems to gradually take over any modified 4 cylinder owner, their bragging and shere idiocy gets the best of them as they slip into an imaginary state of invincibility. This mindframe gives them the 'courage' to race almost anything, lose, and still come back claiming their automobile is better and somehow happens to be superior to their winning opponents. Simply stated the word 'Ricer' is a noun often used to replace more commonly used words such as 'moron', 'retard', 'dumbass', and 'god damn honda driver'. Common signs of recognition associated with the word 'Ricer' are as follows: - Annoyingly loud mufflers - Unpainted body panels - Stupid tail lights - Pointless body kits - Huge un-necessary wings - Crooked license plates - Mesh grills - Taco Bell

Passing by the Camaro was sighted a small lowered, annoyingly loud, eurolighted blue and white honda civic. Inevitably racing and losing, the little ricer managed to regain his pride by forgetting the incident even occured.

Author: ShowStopper540 http://ricer.urbanup.com/1828847
55. (ricer) (13↑, 3↓)
Anyone concerned more with (poor) aesthetics and obnoxious audibility than physics.

"Dude my new civic wing is dope, geee\!" "Yes, but what is the drag coefficient of that monstrosity? And exactly what do you think the effects of that much downforce will be on the rear-end of this front wheel drive vehicle. Did you even think 2 seconds in advance?" "I got a 'Fast and da Furious' air-freshener." "You got screwed over Ricer."

56. (ricer) (25↑, 15↓)
Any car which was designed to go slow (i.e. civic's, neon's, cavaliers', integra's, etc) which has been modified to even go slower. (i.e. wings, altezzas, ugly rims, stickers, body kits)

Ricer = the downfall of society.

57. (ricer) (19↑, 9↓)
One who rices. Rice is derived from elitist white motorcyclists who labeled the lighter, faster, better handling Japanese sportbikes "rice rockets." From there, the "rice" moniker spread to Japanese cars, and now applies to any cars which have ricers as owners and modifiers. The object of ricification can be any vehicle. The modifications performed must be showy and over-the-top. Most ricers are strictly into the show aspect of import tuning, and therefore drive overburdened and, plainly, ugly vehicles. Other ricers are ricers simply because of their attitude, which revolves around bikini contests and general lack of automotive knowledge. Ricers often hop on a bandwagon, which may include tasteful modification, simply because it is "in" at the time. However, it is easy to see that they are truly ricers at heart.

The entire fanbase of the Teckademics video series. A 1992 Honda Civic with 19" wheels, a huge wing, a Black Widow bodykit, a windshield banner... and an automatic with no engine mods.

Author: OppositeLock http://ricer.urbanup.com/981621
58. (Ricer) (37↑, 27↓)
Was a derogatory term once used to compare these so-called Muscle cars to Japanese imports with no more then 6 cyclinders. Now a term used to describe cars that are modified to look fast, but arn't...

Billy Bob - 'Hey Cletus...what you think this imported shitbox on wheels is running on...what with no more then 6 cyclinders?' Cletus - 'Probabli on rice...knowing thoes yellow bastards'

Author: Anjelic_Omen http://ricer.urbanup.com/925735
59. (ricer) (26↑, 16↓)
Any Asian import car that has been modified for show or performance (or presumed performance). Although some like the Mazda RX-7, Toyota Supra, and Acura NSX are very capable cars that are superior to most of the shit coming out of Detroit since the 80s, most are economy cars that are poorly modified with cheap shit from Pep Boys.

Whoa\! Look at that awesome Honda Civic with a 4-inch tailpipe, huge wing, and euro lights. I bet it owns at the track. Wait... you mean it's not National Sarcasm Day\!?\! Well forget that then.

Author: john crunkalopolis http://ricer.urbanup.com/772108
60. (Ricer) (10↑, 1↓)
A compact car, usually of Japanese make, that is often fitted with stupid looking accessories like rear wings, stickers of racing parts that you can bet are not even to be found on the car, body kits that scrape the ground, clear tail lights, and a noisy ass exsaust that sounds really annoying. Often painted in polarizing colors or patchy-looking primer. These cars are strictly for youngsters. Ricers are, for the most part, far more show than go. Poser-mobils

Guy 1: Look at that ricer Guy 2: What, the Honda with the body kit and ginormous wing and blaring exsaust? Guy 1: Yep

61. (ricer) (32↑, 23↓)
Usually a young man with a car from Japan who uses cosmetic modifications rarther than using engine based mods. This is essentially the safer way to go for young boys on the cruise scene who cannot afford high performance mods for their engine due to insurance purposes. Ricers usualy have: Bodykits Spoilers Tints Large Alloys Lowering kits Lighting kits Audio enhancements Although most people regard ricers as idiots, this is not the case. There are some who spoil it out there for us. Ricers can also be known as cruisers. Cruisers do not race and usually show off their cars in car parks with others that have the same interest. Usually Hondas are used for the extensive amount of styling available. Engine mods can be put on later on as Honda's are one of the most tunable engines in the world. And to say that Honda's are no good, then tell that to the Halfords GT team that race using Integras and currently hold the championship. Be owned.

Ricer/Cruiser: Someone who uses only cosmetic mods. Predjudice: An act of Prejudice is, as the name implies, the process of "pre-judging" something. It implies coming to a judgment on a subject before learning where the preponderance of evidence actually lies, or forming a judgment without direct experience. Just because you can't afford to do up your car, don't mock others because they can. In the end, it seems like jealousy.

Author: JmanCivicCoupe http://ricer.urbanup.com/2037908
62. (Ricer) (25↑, 16↓)
Any wackass car (civic, prelude, integra, accord, camry, sentra, etc) w/a rocket exaust tip yu can fist fuck and sounds like God's taking a piss after a 2 hr drive from nyc to atlantic city w/o a bathroom and w/ no engine mods what so ever...no racing pistons, no new crankshafts, no pulley gears, no cams etc. onli things modded are 'intake', paint, stickers, tints, rimz that go round and round, and rockets

HOMEY in a HONDA ODDESSY \<minivan\>: ayoo check out that ugly ass riced out radioactive green prelude next to us ME: go race that shit on the highway end result: a honda minivan owned a prelude w/ a 30 foot tall spoiler...also painted radioactive green

Author: ANDREW luvs SUPRAS http://ricer.urbanup.com/1075893
63. (RICER) (10↑, 2↓)
a teen, or young adult who often add these modifications to a front wheel drive Japanese car, often a [Honda]: a loud coffee can muffler, which makes you temporarily deaf, fake chrome rims from wal-mart/auto zone, a ridiculous body kit, not painted, add a 35 degree spoiler, and install a sound system blaring rap that sounds like a swarm of bee's..

You are in a Z28 just cruising around when you become deaf by a ricer... when he stages up to you, you can see his cockiness and his stupid honda (most of the time.) You show him what true american muscle is, and he miss shifts and blows his engine... its going to a better life anyways

64. (ricer) (6↑, 0↓)
RICE stands for Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancement, which basically means buying parts that have no true function for a car to make it look as if it is fast with no engine or performance modifications to back it up. Most often, these cars are made by Honda and driven my people (called ricers) who do not actually know much about the innerworkings of their vehicle. These cars are made to look like cars used for racing and/or drifting such as a Toyota Supra or a Nissan 240SX. antonym: Tuner

Tuner: "Silly ricer, useless wings are for penguins." Ricer: "What?" Tuner: "Dude, my lug nuts take more torque than your engine makes\!"

65. (ricer) (6↑, 0↓)
a car that is customized to the point of extreme overkill. some rice upgrades: Fart Pipe Exhaust clear lights; NOT on a Toyota Altezza weird graphics enough sponsor decals to stone an elephant from the glue roof scoop (on a front-engined car) ground effects body kit that is still the same color as the car it was previously on false custom from grill; badge pried off with a flathead screwdriver Le-Mans caliber spoiler, just looks crappy without *good* body kit neon lights (different colors on each side, under the front and back) black hood/trunk (not a real carbon-fiber hood, just interior painted) rims that are too large or painted a completely random color low suspension caused by cutting of the shocks (bad idea with convertibles, because hitting a speed bump can shoot you over the Empire State Building) spinner rims (on anything but an Escalade? COME ON) people often think that some cars are immune from ricehood. not true. here are some examples of good cars, and what could make them rice. Nissan Skyline GT-R R34 white car, red muscle car stripes, blue rims, double roof scoop Toyota Supra Mk-4 purple car, skull on side, black hood '96 Impala SS "Donk" style (fugly)

it is possible to have a custom import, even a Civic, without it being a ricer

66. (ricer) (7↑, 1↓)
Adding plastic airplane spoilers and Wal Mart quality exhaust to an import or sometimes domestic automobile. It's common knowledge in the tuning world that clear tail lights, rice can exhaust, and "Ballin" rims can augment a cars horsepower by a minimum of 400%.

"Hey look there goes that riced up civic...ooo sweet he's redlining it at the red light...ooo...almost got a burnout there..." "Dude if he'd only get a bigger spoiler, he'd demolish everyone." "I love ricers..."

67. (ricer) (7↑, 1↓)
1.anybody that jumps on the drag racing [bandwagon] who tunes their japanese/european import front wheel drive car for drag racing, and thinks that drag racing is the only type of competitive motorsports. also, anyone who bases their judgment of a car based on horsepower and 1/4 mile times.

driver 1: you wanna run? driver 2: i grip race, i dont drag race. driver 1: ...(thinking)... what are you talking about? driver 2: nevermind... drag racing ricer

Author: Jesus on a stick http://ricer.urbanup.com/2446046
68. (ricer) (8↑, 2↓)
The current definition of this term is anyone who thinks he/she's increasing the performance of his/her car but is actually uglifying it as well as reducing it performance. Sometimes, this word is mistakenly used to refer to a [tuner].

Example of a ricer: Owns a Honda Civic with a GTR badge on the gas tank cover, a big bodykit that actually increases drag and thus decreases performance, an exhaust that almost eliminates back-pressure and thus decreases performance, stickers everywhere, a really tall spoiler that gives the car more drag and thus reduces performance, huge chrome rims, thin tires which don't have a very long life, added weight (audio systems, the bodykit, the huge spoiler, etc.), bottles of "NAWWS", etc.

69. (Ricer) (7↑, 2↓)
A word used to describe someone of Salvadorian descent who is insulted by beaner. They often claim to eat more rice than beans.

Ricer:I'm not a beaner\!

70. (Ricer) (6↑, 1↓)
An Asian car modified to look fast without going fast. Including but not limited to, exhaust tip (not exhaust or cat back), rims, bodykit, cardboard, tape, glue. Ricers do go into the the territory of hoopties. However hoopties are a much worse case. DOES NOT apply to American or European cars as RICE originated in Asia. Any American car that meets the descriptive definition of a Ricer is considered automatically a hooptie.

- A 1999 Honda Civic with the bumper falling off and tints farts by- Man 1 - "RICER\!"

71. (Ricer) (8↑, 3↓)
derived from "rice burner", which typically signified any japanese import vehicle. has since been modified to signify any young male who takes said rice burner and modifies the exterior of the vehicle to include, but not be limited to: loud exhaust (slang: fart can), neon lights mounted under the car, strobe lights in the turn signal housings (but have been known to be mounted in other locations), body styling kits (which replace the original body pieces), large graphics, bumper stickers on the side of the car (typically of products that haven't been installed on the car), loud audio system which includes enough bass to shake bolts loose on the car (and make your eyeballs shake), a 3 or 4 foot universal wing mounted on the trunk lid of a front wheel drive car (used in racing for downforce on rear wheel drive cars).

look at that ricer in that nasty honduh.

72. (Ricer) (13↑, 8↓)
Before the kingdom of Seualo in acient Western Europe 650 AD The slang for Japanese field workers as meaning disrepect to their culture.

The Ricer over there is noting but a slave and a dog.

73. (Ricer) (14↑, 10↓)
Any vehicle be it 4,6, or 8 cylinder with excessive amounts of useless objects on their car.

1. Spoiler on a FWD for drag puposes (ok if it is for road racing, contrary to what most believe, because it does help the back end of the car from loosing grip in hard cornering) 2. Stickers such as Powered by... or VTEC when it doesnt have it etc...(Again on a show vehicle stickers are ok because they must in order to keep sponsorship) 3.Mufflers = ricer, no horsepower added just noise Exhaust = Racer, added horsepower 4. LEsson: Ricer's are not just honda's and acura's so dont trash them it makes people look ignorant when there are dozens of Imports that have been modified correctly and have power upwards of 500hp, and if you truly are a car person you know that thats good for any vehicle thanks

74. (ricer) (3↑, 0↓)
Acronym for: Rich Idiots Can't Even Race

That kid asked his dad to buy the fastest automatic car on the market and he still managed to grind the gears somehow... ricer

Author: phantom twinturbo http://ricer.urbanup.com/5926803
75. (ricer) (7↑, 4↓)
Most of the pictures that are situated alongside this word. A POORLY modified car that the driver tries to make seem cooler, and making a asshole of himself at the same time. Not always some-one who modifies exported cars, theres nothing wrong with that...and who-ever says it is usually is gelous they drive around in shitty salons. Standing out is not a crime, but in cars like those in the pics...it is...

haha, Look at that f***ing ricer\! What a shit car\!

Author: James Foxhall http://ricer.urbanup.com/1090388
76. (ricer) (16↑, 13↓)
some dipshit driving a econobomb with a shitload of shit attached to it with crazy glue, but no go-parts. also known as curb-muncher, rice burner and rice rocket. known to handle like shit, accelerate slower than molasses in antartica going up a hill and a semi with 40,000LBs of shit attached. vehicle can also be a butchered pickup truck, assuming it has all the mods a car type would with one of the following: spinners, hydraulics, hydraulic lift bed, hydraulic lift cab, all of the above antonyms: SEMI, tractor, lawn mower, snail, muscle car, any race car, sleepers, did i mention a semi?, nuclear supercarrier, top fuel dragster, u get my point

me(driving a 1965 Cobra): HEY DIPSHIT, WANNA RACE? idiot in a rice rocket: SURE DAWG, ILL WHUP YO SORRY ASS AND TAKE THAT PIECE OF SHIT CAR AND MAKE IT COOL\! me: shut up and drive, im way ahead of ya...by 15 miles...and i never broke 2200RPM

77. (ricer) (18↑, 15↓)
Usually someone who buys a used Honda Civic for $2,000 and upgrades it with $10,000 in modifications, and then wishes they had bought that ultra-cool Scion that looks like the box that came in the mail with all of my sex toys in it.

Hey man, you stupid ricer\! You could have bought that Scion and been the least aerodynamic piece of shit on the road\!

78. (Ricer) (18↑, 15↓)
ANYONE who adds stickers/clear tail-lights, euro windshield wiper, paints their euro windshield wiper, adds a fart pipe, adds 2 fart pipes to a non dual exhaust (see del sol), one who thinks his 4 cylinder rice bucket can beat an 8 or 10 cylinder (see camaro, viper) one who pays $5000 for their car new then adds $50,000 in modifications to their car when they could have just bought a real car with power (see viper, corvette). anyone with a honda who thinks their car is even remotely fast at anything period.

dude this guy tried to race me, i laughed.. he didn't even have clear tail lights and he thought he could beat me\!

79. (Ricer) (2↑, 0↓)
Some kids modding the OUTSIDE of their car with big spoilers and body kits, rims spiners, fart cannon...etc but the INSIDE is completely stock reving their 1.5 engine to make noise and race everyone even old people.

Silly ricers wing are for plane \!\!\!\!

80. (ricer) (3↑, 1↓)
Alans civic, from the fast and the furious

alans civic is such a ricer I can't stand to look at it

Author: Texas pistol pete http://ricer.urbanup.com/3746722
81. (ricer) (6↑, 4↓)
a tasteless person who puts a lot of stickers of performance brands all over the car(even though he doesn't have any of those under the hood) a person with 22 inch chrome rims on a civic, with painted dashes, fart pipes, a giant banch on the trunk so that you can sit on it, and really low body kit that makes the car look lower but the suspensioon is still stock and on every turn the car is about to flip. Almost forgot they have lambo doors, that sounds so stupid. just think of it, "lambo" which comes from lamborghini is compared to a civic. i'm not against import cars, but some of them makes me sick

yesterday i saw a ricer, the guy was driving around the schoool with one lambo door open because probably he had enough money for only one door hinge, if he hits the gas to 1500rpm it made that noise that probably people from a neighboring state could hear it, the body kit was so low that wheels warn't tauching the ground V-tech - all that noise and none of the power

82. (ricer) (6↑, 4↓)
poor attempt to make an import "fast", when indeed the upgrades done to the car dont really improve performance at all. mostly late 80's to mid 90's hondas, toyotas, etc. they consist of huge unessesary spoilers, huge fart can exhaust pipes that make their 4 cylinders sound even shittier, bodykits that havent been painted and are held on by bolts or whatever the ricer could hold it up with. lets not forget the most important ricer upgrade, the clear tailights and HID headlights.

"I smoked a ricer in my 96 Impala SS with minimal traction on a wet road" "Look at that stupid ricer.lets race it." "i just beat a turbocharged ricer Mazda protege in my Impala"

83. (ricer) (16↑, 14↓)
(1)An individual who attempts to alter a slow, economic car by origin with the intent of acquiring extra speed mainly through HP/Torque fluctuations. The individual is under the false impression their car is fast when it is merely "faster" and is completely cliche. (2) An individual, who may own a fast car or car with a little extra performance value than typical economic cars(i.e. SRT-4s, EVOs, WRXs etc) who perpetuates the same actions of other ricers(winning a race then hitting their hazards, cutting people off when "racing", entering the emergency lane to pass people, using highbeams as a threat, pulling the e-brake to attempt a "drift", peeling out their vehicle to "show-off", " grilling" or doing a "threatening" stare while driving against or racing, applying more ricer-like modifications(stickers, bigger exhaust), etc.) (3) An individual who's core knowledge of cars is through mainstream sources yet is under the impression he is proficient with vehicles, especially imports(Hondas, Nissans, etc). This includes Gran Turismo/Need for Speed "video-game" lingo like: Stage 4 clutch, Cold Air Intake(when it's not cold air), computer chip(when it's ECU), motor swaps(when it's unnecessary half the time), dropping the tranny(extremely dangerous in an automatic), etc. (4) Someone else who calls a person a ricer when they in fact are one also...better known as hypocrites.

(1a) That neighborhood kid at Discount Auto/Pep Boys/Autozone who's entire accessory line for their car is based upon. (1b) The kid in high school who has the civic with 3 different colors(primer, body kits), huge spoiler, gauges, extinguisher and neons yet their car runs the 1/4 mile at about 16+ seconds. (2) That same kid above, who's parents now purchased him an SRT-4, cannot control the difference in power and ultimately crashes the car. (3) Possibly the same kid, who constantly goes throughout the internet looking for JDM parts, purchases and reads Import Tuner as his core source of knowledge, expresses anything new he learned while reading descriptions in Forza or Gran Turismo 4 and sounds like a broken record if he tries to assess any real problems in his friends car. (4) Probably you, reading this now\! Go buy a real car(i.e. Corvette, Mazda RX-7, Camaro, Mustang, Supra) and don't make it "All show, no Go\!" ;)

84. (Ricer) (11↑, 9↓)
1. a derogitory term used to describe a person who has taken an imported or other basic model car and added often guady body and interior pieces. 2. a car that has been modified with guady interior or exterior pieces. 3. this does not apply to cars that have the power to back up the outrageous look.

Bill: Look at that stupid ricer's wing. Poncho: Nah, man it puts down 750 horse power to the front wheels. Bill: yeah but it is still a pos accord

85. (Ricer) (8↑, 6↓)
Any Asian car, with numerous asthetic modifications. Gerenally contains numerous brand stickers, none of the parts made by the brand may be installed in the car. The car must also not be worth the money spent on it.

Look at that guy in that civic, What a ricer.

86. (Ricer) (10↑, 8↓)
See Poseur

Type-R

87. (Ricer) (10↑, 8↓)
looks fast but goes slow

shouldn't get that old ass civic . . you'll be a ricer . . get a [word]crotch rocket[/word] and smoke everyone on the road instead . .

Author: TurboCorvette http://ricer.urbanup.com/84564
88. (Ricer) (1↑, 0↓)
"R" acing "I" nspired "C" osmetic "E" nhancements Usually done on small cars, I.E. 4 cylinder imports and domestic. Every so often you see a car that is legit but is ruined by the driver with what is about to be said. These cars have almost to no performance enhancements, they just look like they are fast. As in, putting on stickers that make them seem legit. Like VTEC Mustang, a Turbo sticker on a small Toyota, and pop the hood and there is no sight of a turbocharger. The typical ricer driver is cocky and does not realize that he/she in fact does not have the fastest car, but the slowest car in the lot and does not know a thing about cars and the mechanics. Cosmetic enhancements for a typical ricer would be a huge body kit that looks stupid, sometimes the body kit is left unpainted. If no body kit, graphics and a big spoiler. Cars that are typically riced: 1. Honda Civic (old ones) 2. Chevrolet Cavalier 3. Dodge Neon Cars that are legit out of the factory, but riced anyway: 1. Ford Mustang 2. Chevy Camaro 3. Nissan 350Z

Those don't exist, just stop talking, you are a ricer.

Author: Sleepers are the S*** http://ricer.urbanup.com/5954885
89. (RICER) (1↑, 0↓)
what marc yan's evo will be once he puts a loud cannon on the back. typical stereotypes of ricer -big wing -body kit -subs -tinted windows -loud can in back

Dude did you see yan's evo?" "yeah man but its too ricer now, with that cannon. and he needs to take the wing off

Author: JDM 4L\! hah jk http://ricer.urbanup.com/5791102
90. (Ricer) (1↑, 0↓)
A ricer is an individual who "modifies" their vehicles with aftermarket or homemade components that offer little or no performance gain. Large mufflers resulting in a loud, low tone, lawnmower sound is very popular among ricers. Ricers also are obsessed with stickers, big spoilers, and body kits. Often, ricers neglect to paint body panels such as having a full primer gray body kit. Lamborghini(verticle) doors on Honda Civics are the reason Lamborghinis don't have Lamborghini doors anymore. Contrary to popular belief, the term "ricer" has nothing to do with Asian vehicles: "Rice" is an acronym for "Radically Immature Car Enthusiast". Although the majority of ricers choose to "modify" base level Asian compact cars (IE: Honda Civics), have you ever seen a Chevrolet Cavalier or Dodge Neon? Enough said. Ricers are famous for driving around revving their motors and trying to race everyone they see.

That civic is completely riced out and the 16 year old with the sideways hat playing loud rap music is a huge ricer. There is a gathering of ricers at price chopper.

91. (Ricer) (2↑, 1↓)
A word which is used to describe a car and/or the drivers mentality. A R.I.C.E. car, Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements, is a car that is all show and no go with a driver who seems to think otherwise. You can usually spot a ricer by listening for a loud sound similar to a lawn mower and seeing a car with many colored body panels because they wrecked or a body kit that serves no function except to pu drag on the car. Real body kits help with a cars aerodynamics. A ricer mentality is just that, the mentality of a driver. Unfountunatly this can occur in drivers of even the best, non-rice automobiles. Usually because they have rich parents who buy them whatever they want, AKA, yuppies. You can usually spot drivers who have this horrible disease by how they act or what they do to their car. Say if they try to race you in a parking lot of your workplace with a Silver VW Hatchback just out of the blue when you are in a rush to get home, then they are ricers in a nice non-rice car. And in this case, too inept to know how to race.

RICE car: Car with a super large wing even though it is FWD, dual exhaust for one cylinder bank(if not stock from factory), oversized chrome rims which drag on the car, bodykit that does nothing but put more drag on the car, stickers for parts not even on the car, that was lowered improperly via heating the coil springs or using shorter springs but not setting the camber right. Ricer Mentality: Guy/Girls who think their car can beat anything and don't have any idea of its limitations(meaning they don't know how to handle their car but think they do and criticize others who do know what they are doing). Anybody who doesn't even know how to race even on a legal stretch of pavement(search youtube for "sad ricers drag racing fail")

92. (Ricer) (5↑, 4↓)
any mexican that drives a civic

Person A: look at that civic\! person B: is he mexican? person a: yeah and look at his SPOILER\!? WTF? person B:what a ricer\!\!..and a spick\!

93. (ricer) (1↑, 0↓)
A honda civic, or small displacement 4 banger who is all show and no go. can be either import or domestic

My cousin is such a ricer, after he watched The Fast and The Furious, he went out and bought a honda civic, added a wing and 5 inch exhaust and got [pwned] by a mustang

94. (ricer) (2↑, 2↓)
Japanese imports that gay inbreed hillbillies try to make fun of when they roll up to them at a red light in their 40-30 year old shit 3 ton muscle car(but it's fast because it has a 350lb V8 that only makes 200 hp) they stop laughing when they hear the 2 step launch control and see the tail lights of the"ricer" . Often having better proformunce than almost a muscle cars in any area. They are often driven by younger people who keep up with technology and advancements, unlike the american way of just adding more cylinders or displacement. often people who live in trailers compare the worst import to an american made car which they will never be able to afford either way

yesterday i was in my STi and this hillbilly pulled up next to me with with his brother and sister having sex in the back seat. he asked me if i wanted to get my ass kicked in a race. so we raced and when i launched and he was still wondering how this ricer beat the shit out of him

Author: japanise4banger http://ricer.urbanup.com/5639656
95. (ricer) (0↑, 0↓)
A variety of younger males that tend to dress up their 4 cylinder Japanese car or Korean car in aftermarket stickers, add a fartpipe, and an oversize spoiler. The ones who do add actual engine modifications are only wasting their money because it would be cheaper and logical to buy a sports car that's fast to begin with.

Normal person: Why did you even bother with adding mods to a 4 cylinder economy car, that's gay dude. Ricer: nah man what are you talking about this shits cool, I could beat a Corvette now. Normal person: You could have bought a Corvette for what you wasted on that Piece.

Author: BobtheInterrogater34 http://ricer.urbanup.com/5583257
96. (ricer) (3↑, 3↓)
A fucking loser who buys a cheap shit asian car(Honda civic),modifies it only visually with no performance enhancements.Also see [rice burner].The ricer's cars are usually characterized by the following 1. garish body colors and vinyls 2.a 6-inch coffee mug exhaust which gives an irritating fart note unlike the V8s which give a satisfying low end grunt 3.A 1000000W,1000kg stereo system for playing (c)rap. 4.colored alloy wheels and thin tires 5.neon under lamps. 6.stickers all over the body for parts they don't have in the car. They are usually rednecks or men with dick the size of their car keys.

ricer:check out my new mod..(drives his car in) everyone:(puke)..\<yuck\>

97. (ricer) (6↑, 6↓)
Someone that cannot modify a car correctly Someone that cannot describe and engine's various parts Someone that cannot paint a body kit/lip kit Someone that cannot buy a decent import such as the following: Acura RSX-S, Toyota Celica, Mazda RX-7, Civic Si, Toyota Supra, Mazda RX-8, Subaru WRX and STi, Mitsubishi Evolution, etc... Someone that modifies a econo car such as the following: Civic DX,LX and EX trims, Mazda 3, Chevy Cavalier, Chevy Cobalt (not SS), Pontiac Sunfire, AND THINKS IT'S FAST etc.. Someone that thinks a 4inch+ exhaust will give better low end gains. But in effect it will give better top end gains. Someone that goes fast all the time because they can. Someone that modifies a car incorrectly, I.E cutting springs, ghetto rigged intake, tire tuck on stock suspension, etc... Anyone that installs pointless blinking lights or any other pointless gimmick on their car Anyone who does not know what the fuck they are talking about. Anyone who just modifies a car because they can, not because he or she is an enthusiast. ****this applies for every make and model of car on the road, not just japanese cars.****

"my base model Mustang V6 with the Pony Package is the shit, even though it cannot corner worth a shit, i'm a ricer"

98. (Ricer) (8↑, 8↓)
That Plymouth Neon that circles around the mall blasting his music trying to get peoples attention only to be for sale a few weeks later cause the kid got laughed at so much. A car that is constantly neutral dropped and looks like it belongs on mars.

Look out the neon is coming in for a landing\! HAHA thats so rice All of that extra stuff on that civic makes it weigh so much more..I was in his car once and he had the pedal mashed to the floor and the stock 4 door civic with the old guy in it still passed him. Its so rice. He gets worse gas mileage in his 4000 pound civic automatic.

99. (ricer) (10↑, 10↓)
A cosmetically modified car with stock engine AND Transmission. A person who drives a car as such. One who tries to impress with swift lane changing and badly timed gear changes

Look at that ricer, what a F**khead

100. (Ricer) (7↑, 7↓)
Synonym for/contraction of [Rice Rocket].

There is *one* advantage to living in [SLO] -- only rarely do I see a ricer.

Author: The Grammar Nazi http://ricer.urbanup.com/1932
101. (ricer) (1↑, 2↓)
A name given to any driver of a Black honda who revs at people. Ricers consist of mainly Preludes

Vincent Tieu is a ricer

102. (Ricer) (11↑, 12↓)
A usually young person that gets a car that was never built to go fast (civic, focus, camry, accord.....), but says he can beat the he|| out of anyone, just cause he has intake and exhaust...He will also add stickers that say something he doesnt have, or "tuned by ...." even though they never actualy touched his car, except sold him an intake or something...What is NOT a ricer, or ricer car, is built SPORTS CARS like : A type-R, rx-7, Supra, Awd Dsm, Wrx, all the nismo cars..etc..u get my point..

I hate Ricers\!\!\!

103. (ricer) (5↑, 7↓)
a person of any race that drives an import car and in some cases srt-4's and some american cars. They usually drive japanees imports that are made for fuel economy like hondas, integras, rsx,eclipse and so on. Most ricers think that their hondas are the fastest car even in tracks. Most are in denyal that they are ricers and tey call themselfs tuners. In seviere cases the ricer has a Honda and a respecable car like a SupraTT yet he is always talking about His Civic with vtech instead, and they are so ignorant to reaize that all cars now a days have valve timing systems. This is when you know there is a sever case of ricer denyal. Maily all ricers have older Civics or integras but new gerneation Civic Si have been a rebirth to ricy behavior

Hey i have a 94 Supra twin turbo but i think i will take my 07 Civic si to the track instead because its so fast and looks great with tinted windows, rims and lowered with coilovers.But when someone with a car faster than my civic(most REAL sport cars) comes to race me or chalange me ill resort to my supra to back me up. ---- thats the ricer ways

104. (ricer) (8↑, 10↓)
anooying moron with loud muffler body kit or other useless aesthetic object for a car inspired by racing.Possilbly addhered by duct tape or gigantin wood screw in a fragile fiberglass "Aero" Kit. See: Fast & Furious, 2fast 2furious APC

Go to hell you fucking RICER and take your gigantic "Spoiler" with you.

105. (ricer) (5↑, 8↓)
ok retards with the v-8s. ricer is a term used wen ur gas sucking v8s get smoked by our little jdm imports pulling 30 mpg at 400+ whp hmmm maybe we have to boost it or spray it but wat u gota do get half the gas mileage twice the weight and now throw ur aluminum race heads that are $800+ for one. they went to fuel injection for a reason u wana talk shit go to youtube and watch R\@mon's 240sx smoke like 4 mustangs 3 vettes. jealousy is a bad thing buy a tuner to fix this problem

civic with a can and a wing is the deffinition of ricer wat can u call 90% of the piece of shit v8 domestics with a glass pack besides a piece of shit?

Author: silvia_steve240sxBOOSTIN\!\!\!\!\! http://ricer.urbanup.com/4668237
106. (ricer) (18↑, 21↓)
The antithesis of a genuine [muscle car]: A ricer: - Has a tiny-ass [four banger] engine. 2.4 liters already qualify as TEH HUEG. - Has an exhaust that makes the engine sound like it runs on farts instead of gasoline. - Needs incredible amounts of superfluous bullshit to look remotely cool, which includes poorly manufactured body kits, rear wings that don't provide any actual downforce (or are incorrectly tuned), shit paintjob, and brand decals where only 50% of the brands displayed are actually installed. - Usually has pretentious clear taillights. - Has inner workings so delicate they cost a fortune to mantain. - Has sissy, curvy looks that in the best cases look like a lame rip-off of an European supercar. Emphasis on "best cases". - Is driven by a person who thinks his shit car is on par with real Detroit muscle. A muscle car: - Has a humongous V8 engine. Even 5 liters qualify as small. - Has an exhaust that makes the engine growl like an angry dragon. - Only needs a rear wing, a slotted hood, and maybe a little paint job to look cool. - Does fine with stock taillights. - Can be fixed by your mom. - Has manly, angular looks that are actually authentic. - Is driven by a person who knows he's driving the real shit.

A ricer? You mean, the Corolla from that boy who ended up giving me his college loan? Here, let me show you. See all these tally marks? I have one for each ricer kid my Dodge Challenger has beaten.

107. (ricer) (12↑, 15↓)
1. A kind of car that has nothing but comsmetic modifications. Most are Japanese cars, but some range from domestic to German cars. Most commonly Honda Civics and Mitsubishi Eclipses. 2. A person who buys a domestic or import car and adds nothing but cosmetic parts. Most commonly white, male, and from the surburbs.

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108. (Ricer) (13↑, 16↓)
Ricers are people who spend very little on their Import Domestics. Most Ricers add a Cold Air Intake (CAI) and a Exhaust and think they can take any car on the road.

[Tuner Named Ross] Hey Brandon your nothing but a 'ricer' bitch who has put nothing on your car besides a CAI and Exhaust. [Ricer Named Brandon] Dude my car has 165 horsepower I can take your Integra Type-R. [Tuner Ross] Dude, you know my Type-R's engine has been completely rebuilt so why are you running your mouth? [Ricer Brandon] Dude, I can so smoke you. [Ross] Dude you drive a Honda Civic 2 Door from 91, that engine has practically no torque output at all, I don't want to embarass you. [Brandon] Just race bitch *The two line up on a old highway and take off, Ross easily overcomes the ricer car, Ross laughs as Brandon goes slowly because of poorly timed shifts.* \{At the Finish line\} [Ross] So I told you man, you suck and so do all ricers *Ross burns out and leaves Brandon sitting on the side of the road.

109. (ricer) (7↑, 10↓)
A car, probably an old Honda Civic/Accord or Corlla that has less horsepower than stickers and has a wing that could be used as just that..And just for the record, it is referring to import cars, hence the name -rice-r.

Did you see that ricer breakdown in the 1/4 mile?

Author: Masonic Atheist http://ricer.urbanup.com/851269
110. (ricer) (7↑, 10↓)
Someone who's wheels on their car are worth more than the car itself.

1970's honda with current model 19" chromies

111. (Ricer) (7↑, 10↓)
Any person who spends all of their money trying to make the gay car their mommy and daddy bought them look faster by adding large spoilers, stickers, wheels, lame exhausts and altezza taillights.

I love owning those ricers almost as much as I love owning Mustang GT's with my 4 door fwd family sedan (see nismo)

Author: 5 speed 95se max http://ricer.urbanup.com/214317
112. (ricer) (0↑, 4↓)
a theif, someone who steals things, it doesn't neccersarily have to be an object bt it can be a girlfriend or even a word for example "fraggle" (a welshy word)

George: yu allright m8? James: naa not reli, i wanted 2 put fraggle on urban dictionary bt sum ricer fukin sponged (took ) it alredi George:omg i am getting rexton over this

113. (ricer) (17↑, 21↓)
Two types of ricers in my opinion: Type A: Known as tuners to some, people who buy a inexpensive import, then spend money on it for performance upgrades, later getting it visual upgrades Type B: The failures at life, these people are classed ONLY as ricers, as they only add shitty visual upgrades, thinking they can own a McLaren F1 in a race. My suggestion to any teen: Get an old RWD(Rear Wheel Drive) car, upgrade the fucking performance, then get it a spoiler that doesn't look like a boat rudder, and get it some N2O. Hell, don't even upgrade it visually (unless you have the $$$ for it), and have a sleeper hit car.

Ricer (has a Type B'd Civiv): Ima pwn you mutha fucka Tuner (Has a '99 Mustang GT, looks a bit beat up):Okay Ricer: You too you gay ass F1 racer F1 Racer (Has a McLaren F1): Fine, PUNK\! Ricer: Fuck u\! 3 2 1 GO FUCKAS GO\! Final Placing: F1 Racer: 1st Tuner:2nd Ricer:3rd by fourteen minutes (engine overheated) Ricer: U FUKING CHEATER *wanks to goatse*

Author: Stoner with a boner http://ricer.urbanup.com/803055
114. (Ricer) (7↑, 11↓)
Person who cruises up and down the streets in overhauled, over painted cheapass american cars that have been fitted with Coffee can mufflers to look like a Jap car. This person says that they hate "Fast and the Furious" but everyone else knows that that movie is the only reason that they bought that car.

"Dude, look at that f***ing ricer." "RIIIICERR\!\!\!" ( Scream this at them as they drive by )

Author: John Lansford http://ricer.urbanup.com/191309
115. (Ricer) (4↑, 8↓)
a car that cst $5000 to by brand nw but cost almost $100,000 to make it even close to running 10 seconds

hey look that ricer got fucked p oh at least mine wont cost as much to fix

Author: bob the builder http://ricer.urbanup.com/125751
116. (Ricer) (18↑, 22↓)
A portable device for cooking rice.

Ricers as cars? No Food.

117. (Ricer) (8↑, 12↓)
noun, any person who adds downforce to the rear end of a front wheel drive car in order to achive quicker acceleration

My civic had slow bumpers so i added a body kit and wing and now it hits much harder from the rollon

118. (ricer) (17↑, 22↓)
A piece of shit that looks like a pimp mobile.

American muscle could kick a ricer's ass anyday.

119. (Ricer) (7↑, 12↓)
a jack-off mobile usually a honda that is easily confused for a SHOPPING CART at your local grocery store. usually driven by: yes, you guessed it boys and girls : JACK OFFS

vrrooom vrrrrorooom *guy in civic* maybe if i jacked off faster, this piece of s\#$t will run a 10 second 1/4 mile.

120. (Ricer) (5↑, 10↓)
A person who is involved in the sport import compact scene. See [rice boy].

A wing, muffler and wheels... The typical car of a typical ricer.

121. (Ricer) (11↑, 17↓)
A slang term used to describe someone who owns or drives a "rice rocket". ("Rice rocket" is a term to describe cars made from asian countries) The term "rice rocket" has been around far longer than the recent fad of "import tuning". The term has been closely associated with "tuned" rice rockets, not stock asian import vehicles. (people who drive stock imports are generally not talked about)

anyone who drives a "tuned" (asian) import vehicle. These people can be commonly found at places like "Pep Boys" or at "Kragen" auto centers. They are usually in aisle 7 shopping for flashy crap to (poorly) accessorize their car.

122. (ricer) (20↑, 26↓)
What you find a LOT of in a Military base. Our soldiers may win in combat but lose in street racing as much as the Iraqi Insurgents do when they're in combat.

See [Ricerland]. Everywhere you look in a Military base, you see Ricers.

123. (ricer) (5↑, 11↓)
One who soups up japanese cars for no real performance gain. Refer to term GeeWhzz.

That GeeWhzz is such a ricer

124. (Ricer) (8↑, 14↓)
A state of mind drivers get (normaly, but not limited to, drivers of FWD sub 5.0 Liter Engine) where as seeing the movie "fast and the furious" they beleive there import is a 10 second car and ready to take out Trans Ams.

That 16 second Ricer Barked his fart can at my 12 second T/A, what the hell is he thinking?

125. (Ricer) (3↑, 10↓)
WRXCJS, See Cody, Rice, Ricerboy, punkass

Cody/WRXCJS/Spaceship/ The WRX Cody/WRXCJS drives is a ricer.

126. (Ricer) (5↑, 12↓)
An Asian-make car that has decals, wheels, lights, spoilers, and mufflers that probably make only 50 more horses than stock. Ricers lead to Hot Import Night which is a good thing. :-D

Civic, Civic, Civic.

127. (ricer) (6↑, 13↓)
Dan Power's civic (ya, it has euros\!)

You see me beat that Eclipse...my wheels were goin so fast i lost my center cap...its prob in Kansas by now.

128. (ricer) (9↑, 17↓)
a car with ANY mods whatsoever that do not ad performance

any body kit stupid stickers elec bov "chromies"

129. (ricer) (5↑, 14↓)
usually a male around the ages of 18-21 that drives a boOosted red civic Si w/ a in and out sticker and is under the impression that he is "mAd Jdm tyTe yO\!" also he goes by the name of Johnny also see [ricer]

Johnny Mai and Kik are Ricers...

130. (Ricer) (9↑, 18↓)
One who drives like they are hard or are all that. One who talks about their car like it's the best when it's really weak.

Man my v6 mustang can beat a Skyline.

131. (Ricer) (7↑, 16↓)
a person who tricks out their car with stupid mods.you can always hear ricers where ever you are but usually at night.all ricers have loud cars.

ricers trick out their import cars.that ricer has an ugly wing on his honda civic.

132. (Ricer) (7↑, 17↓)
A diagonosis for people with the inability to see past a car's true preformance potential. Limited by the belive that a 4 cylinder, front wheel drive compact car has immence preformance potential - yet fail to factor in the very high costs and mass unreliablitity of front wheel drive cars in the hopes of the car having more than 300 horse-power. The car ulimately is unstable and the engine is slowy "killing itself" from the high revolution.

"What are you talking about? That RSX-S is the best ultra-sports car in the world\! It can rev to 9000rpms\! You know - revs equal speed\!"

133. (ricer) (14↑, 28↓)
A vehicle made up of a small car and a driver with an even smaller dick\!\!\! Want muscle, buy a real car\!\!\!

The keys for his ricer, were thicker then his pecker.

134. (ricer) (14↑, 28↓)
Any (usually japanese) 4-cylinder POS not fit for racing that idiots (usually teens) hop up anyway. These cars dont even have 150 HP. By "modify," I mean stickers all over, special neon lights, ugly decals showing stuff they dont have(e. g. NOS, Turbo), shitty spoilers, shitty "fart can" exhaust. No performance enhancements. All show, no go. If you want to race in a japanese import, at least get an Acura TL-S/CL-S (260 HP V6) or Nissan Maxima (265 HP V6). Best of all, get a REAL car with a V8 or more (M5-5.0L/400HP, CTS-V--5.7/400, Corv Z06-5.7/405, Benz E55 AMG- 5.5L/469HP, S600 V12--6.0/493).

Someone in a ricer (Civic "VTEC", of course), revving his engine at the light, had the nerve to get me to race him. He floored it like a rocket, but he wondered why he couldnt pass me, even though I was only at 2800rpm. When he tried to get ahead I floored it in my BENZ E55 AMG (5.5 L V8, 469 HP, 516 ft-lbs torque, 0-60 in 4.5seconds*) and went past him like he was standing still. I mean, I just smoked that bastard's ricer. (NOTE: I don't really drive a Benz, let alone an E55 AMG. I just used the E55 as an example of a muscle car) *Figures from the Mercedes-Benz official site.

135. (Ricer) (13↑, 30↓)
1. A rice cooker with an H symbol on it. Capable of cooking rice with excess engine heat. 2. An american driver on a japanese potential.

Shit, my civic ran out of batteries. Oh well...time to bitch at my hamsters not running quick enough.

136. (Ricer) (5↑, 24↓)
Ice Cold Gruelich, pimped out s2000 driving, light painting, bling 18" rims owning, PIMP DADDY.

Damn look at that ricer ass exhaust on that pimp s2000

137. (Ricer) (13↑, 40↓)
A person who wasts thousands of dollars trying to make a Civic run 12 seconds at the 1/4mile. But can buy a real car (300zx Twin turbo,Corvette ZO6,Porsche 911 Carrera coupe)

Damn,that ricer is stupedly gay with his Honda CRX Del Sol Si

Author: Nick the Prick http://ricer.urbanup.com/138103
138. (Ricer) (4↑, 44↓)
Any modifications done to any vehcile. Anything that is not OEM to your vehicle. All modifications are riceand detract from your vehicles beauty.

Oh I see you got clear lenses. You are a fucking ricer piece of shit. Your vehicle came from the factory the way it is supposed to be leave it alone you dumbfuck.

Author: Robert Seifering http://ricer.urbanup.com/3143615
139. (ricer) (3↑, 43↓)
a person who is overobsessive with a car which is normally an import and doestn deserve such obsession, a person who washes their car multiple times in one week

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140. (Ricer) (10↑, 68↓)
Any 4 Cylinder Sedan or coupe not ment for racing but made to "look" Fast, Anything In the Fast and Furious Series Excluding The Domestic Vehicles. Some cars come from the factory already a ricer, two examples are the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution and the Subaru WRX STI, Both Have Large Wings, oversized wheels 17inch, and small 4 cylinder engines. both are Slow and underpowered ment for being fuel efficent.

Ohh man, my little brothers motorscooter can beat that Ricer.

141. (Ricer) (5↑, 73↓)
person who drives a [rice rocket]. usually an AzN person, but NOT a poseur white boy who picked up his style and mods from "fast and furious".

"yall wanna f*ck wit us, cuz all across the lanes we burn it up, drop a couple inches, baby low enough? smokin while we bumpin, turn it up"

Author: PoWeReD bY RiCe http://ricer.urbanup.com/165227
142. (ricer) (6↑, 81↓)
Christian Carrier

Shane said Christian was a "ricer."

143. (Ricer) (4↑, 82↓)
It is like Tom Wopat

In my daydream, I married Tom Wopat

Author: T Dog Jenkins http://ricer.urbanup.com/714876
144. (ricer) (2↑, 84↓)
Ricer is a car or and azn man most commonly refferd to cars bc of all the shit they put on it.and also bc you dont want many an azn man wanting to beat u up bc u called him a rice picker XD

Look at that rice rocket go\! Hey rice picker\!

145. (RiCeR) (7↑, 158↓)
LivE Fast DIE young, to live on the edge, take inhuman risks,no remorse what so ever, born racer..........

An exAmp of A rIcer is a person who lives each and every day living on the most absolute edge.....

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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